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Wise Lady
My grandma always told me "Never share needles"
She was very possessive when it came to knitting
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Copyright © 2014 - Kiel Phillips - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
Written By: KielPhillips
Looking Forward
If you die and get cremated, you can be put into an hourglass and still be included in family game night
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Submitted BY: MEG
Moving on Up
This was a really, really big year for me. I got to go home for Thanksgiving and sit at the adults' table. That's 'cause, you know, somebody had to die for me to move up a plate.
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