Jokes about Families

Wise Lady

My grandma always told me "Never share needles"
She was very possessive when it came to knitting

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Looking Forward

If you die and get cremated, you can be put into an hourglass and still be included in family game night

Submitted BY: MEG

Moving on Up

This was a really, really big year for me. I got to go home for Thanksgiving and sit at the adults' table. That's 'cause, you know, somebody had to die for me to move up a plate.

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