Jokes about Families

Three Kids

Anna's mother has 3 kids, the youngest daughter's name is Penny,  the middle daughter's name is Nickel. What is the oldest daughter's name? You think you know it??? Aww,  a smart one you are! You were probably thinking her name was Dime,  but if you were really smart you would know that the oldest daughters name is Anna!!!

Categories: Jokes about Kids , Jokes about Families
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Family Thanksgiving

Thanksgiving is an emotional holiday.  People travel thousands of miles to be with people they only see once a year. And then discover once a year is way too often.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Holiday Jokes (Thanksgiving Jokes) , Jokes about Families
Submitted BY: Jonny Carson

You Might Be a Redneck 44

Your vehicle has a two-tone paint job, primer red and primer gray.
The tobacco chewers in your family aren't just men.
Your mom calls you over to help, cause she has a flat tire on her house.
The ASPCA raids your kitchen.
You have to check in the bottom of your shoe for change so you can get Grandma a new plug of tobacco.
You can't get married to your sweetheart because there is a law against it.
You celebrate Groundhog Day because you believe in it.
Your kid takes a siphon hose to show-and-tell.
You've been on TV more than 5 times describing the sound of a tornado.

Categories: Redneck Jokes (You Might Be a Redneck) , Jokes about Families (Mother Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Grandmother Jokes) , Dark Humor Jokes (Incest Jokes)
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