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Three Kids
Anna's mother has 3 kids, the youngest daughter's name is Penny, the middle daughter's name is Nickel. What is the oldest daughter's name? You think you know it??? Aww, a smart one you are! You were probably thinking her name was Dime, but if you were really smart you would know that the oldest daughters name is Anna!!!
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Family Thanksgiving
Thanksgiving is an emotional holiday. People travel thousands of miles to be with people they only see once a year. And then discover once a year is way too often.
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You Might Be a Redneck 44
Your vehicle has a two-tone paint job, primer red and primer gray.
The tobacco chewers in your family aren't just men.
Your mom calls you over to help, cause she has a flat tire on her house.
The ASPCA raids your kitchen.
You have to check in the bottom of your shoe for change so you can get Grandma a new plug of tobacco.
You can't get married to your sweetheart because there is a law against it.
You celebrate Groundhog Day because you believe in it.
Your kid takes a siphon hose to show-and-tell.
You've been on TV more than 5 times describing the sound of a tornado.
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