Jokes about Families

Meaning of Minimum

Q: What does "Minimum" mean?
Q: A very small mother!

Anonymous

Vegetarian Now

I'm a vegetarian. We worshipped animals when we were growing up 'cause my mother was a cow. I'm kidding -- my father loves that joke.

Anonymous

Sex Ed

My teenage daughter came home in a rage. "I just had sex education class in school today, Dad! You lied to me! You told me if I have sex before my sixteenth birthday, my boyfriend will die!" I put down my paper and said, "Oh, he will, sweetheart, he will."

Anonymous
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