Jokes about Families

Little Johnny to Tinkle

Little Johnny says to his mother, "Mommy, I have to go and tinkle." The mother replies back, "Would you like Mommy to take you?" Little Johnny says, "No let grandma... her hand shakes!"

Categories: Little Johnny / Suzie Jokes , Jokes about Families (Grandmother Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Private Parts)
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Anonymous

Gross Grosser Grossest

Q: What's grosser than gross?
A: Two vampires fighting over a bloody tampon.
Q: What's grosser than that?
A: Finding a used condom on the bottom of a mayonnaise jar.
Q: What's grosser than that?
A: When you open the refrigerator and the rump roast farts in your face.
Q: You want to know what's grosser than that?
A: When you sit on your grandpa's lap and he pops a boner.
But the one thing that is grosser than that is when you are siting on your grandma's lap and she pops a boner.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Gross Jokes , Jokes about Families (Grandmother Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Grandfather Jokes) , Riddles , Word Play Jokes
Anonymous

Family Argument

When you and your mama had an argument, it was a battle of the wits. Nit versus Dim. Then your dad joined, and it was Nit versus Dim verses Half.

Categories: Jokes about Families
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