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Pool Collection
Dad, there is a man at the door collecting for the new swimming pool.
The dad replies, "Give him a glass of water!"
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Magnet
Mr. Smythe had been giving his second-grade students a short lesson on science. He had explained about magnets and showed how they would pick up nails and other bits of iron. Now, it was question time... "Class," he said, "My name begins with the letter `M' and I pick up things.... What am I?" A little boy on the front row said, "You're a mother!"
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Cannibal Family
Q: What was the cannibal called who ate his father's sister?
A: An aunt-eater!
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