Jokes about Families

Magnet

Mr. Smythe had been giving his second-grade students a short lesson on science. He had explained about magnets and showed how they would pick up nails and other bits of iron. Now, it was question time... "Class," he said, "My name begins with the letter `M' and I pick up things.... What am I?" A little boy on the front row said, "You're a mother!"

Categories: Math & Science Jokes , Jokes about Families (Mother Jokes)
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Cannibal Family

Q: What was the cannibal called who ate his father's sister?
A: An aunt-eater!

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Jokes about Families (Aunt Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Father Jokes) , Dark Humor Jokes , Riddles , Word Play Jokes
Anonymous

Where Do You Live?

A colleague was relating a conversation he had with his young daughter, just a bit over 2 years old. They were discussing geography and...   "Where does mommy live?" "Minneapolis." "Where does grandma live?" "Baltimore." "Where does grandpa live?" "Baltimore." "And where does daddy live?" "At work!" Needless to say, he took the morning off that next day.

Categories: Jokes about Kids , Jokes about Families (Father Jokes)
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