Jokes about Families

Don't Worry

Child: "Dad, Mom is fighting with an enormous elephant in the garden!"
Dad: "Don't worry dear, I'm sure the elephant can look after itself!"

Categories: Jokes about Families (Father Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Mother Jokes) , Animal Jokes (Elephant Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Relationship Jokes (Man Criticizes Woman) , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes)
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Mothers Day

Teacher: What's big and yellow and comes in the morning to brighten a mothers day?
Pupil: The school bus!

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Riddles , Jokes about Families (Mother Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Teacher Jokes)
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Wrong Instructions

A mother was anxiously awaiting her daughter`s plane. She had just come back from a far away land trying to find adventure.
As the daughter was exiting the plane, the mother noticed a man directly behind her daughter dressed in feathers with exotic markings all over his body and carrying a shrunken head. The daughter introduced this man as her new husband.
The mother gasped in disbelief and disappointment and screamed, "I said for you to marry a Rich Doctor, a Rich Doctor!"

Categories: Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Daughter Jokes)
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