Big Headed Child

Mommy, Mommy! My teacher says my head is too big.
Shut up and get your hat from the garage, so your father can bring the car in!

Leisure Time

I wondered what my parents did to pass time when they were younger.
I asked my 19 brothers and sisters but they didn't know either.

Graduation Photos

It was graduation day and Mom was trying to take a picture of her son in a cap and gown, posed with his father. "Let's try to make this look natural," she said. "Junior, put your arm around your dad's shoulder." The father answered, "If you want it to look natural, why not have him put his hand on my wallet?"