Jokes about Families

Caught in the Act

My daughter walked into our bedroom and caught us having sex. "What are you doing?" she asked in shock. "Making you someone to play with," I said. "A brother?" she asked excitingly. "No, a cousin," I replied. "Now go sit by the front window and tell me when your mother comes home."

Anonymous

Dad's On Fire

Mommy, Mommy! Daddy's on fire!
Shut up and get the marshmallows!

Anonymous

Stiff Addiction

We discovered my grandfather is addicted to Viagra.
No one is taking it harder than grandma.

Anonymous
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