Holiday Jokes - Thanksgiving Jokes

Turkey Shoping

A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn't find one big enough for her family.
She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?"
The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead."

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Celebrating Thanksgiving

Q: What is the difference between a chicken and a turkey?
A: Chickens celebrate Thanksgiving!!

Anonymous

Knock Knock - Arthur

Knock knock
Who's there?
Arthur
Arthur who?
Arthur any Thanksgiving leftovers?

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