Holiday Jokes - Thanksgiving Jokes

Digital Turkey

Q: What did the turkey say to the computer?
A: Google, Google, Google

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Hungry Turkey

Q: Why isn't the turkey hungry at Thanksgiving?
A: Because he's already stuffed!

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Turkey Shoping

A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn't find one big enough for her family.
She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?"
The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead."

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