Holiday Jokes

HUGE Collection of Holiday Jokes! ROFL with April Fool's Day, Halloween, St. Patrick's Day, Christmas, Easter, more. Crack yourself up with funny holiday jokes.

Oh What a Feeling

Q: What ghost haunted King George III?
A: The spirit of '76.

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Santa's Entrance

If your child asks how Santa Claus gets into the house, just tell him he comes in through a large hole in daddy's wallet.

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Office Christmas

Q: Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?
A: You do all the work, but the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit!

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