Holiday Jokes - Birthday Jokes

Gift for a Birthday

A fellow was very much in love with a beautiful girl. One day she told him that the next day was her birthday. He told her he would send her a bouquet of roses... one for each year of her life.
That evening he called the local florist and ordered twenty-one roses with instructions that they be delivered first thing the next morning.
As the florist was preparing the order, he decided that since the young man was such a good customer, he would put an extra dozen roses in the bouquet.
The fellow never did find out what made the young girl so angry with him.

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Spooky Birthday

Q: What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
A: I scream

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Santa Birthday

Q: What do the reindeer sing to Santa Claus on his birthday?
A: Freeze a jolly good fellow!

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