Holiday Jokes

HUGE Collection of Holiday Jokes! ROFL with April Fool's Day, Halloween, St. Patrick's Day, Christmas, Easter, more. Crack yourself up with funny holiday jokes.

Cat on the Beach

Q:  Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas ?
A:  Because they both have "Sandy claws" !

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Old Easter

Q:  What's the best thing about growing old?
A:  You get to hide your own Easter eggs.

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Santa's Gas Mileage

Q: Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
A: Because it has long-distance runners on each side.

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