Holiday Jokes

HUGE Collection of Holiday Jokes! ROFL with April Fool's Day, Halloween, St. Patrick's Day, Christmas, Easter, more. Crack yourself up with funny holiday jokes.

Pilgrim Pants

Q: Why do Pilgrims have trouble keeping their pants up?
A: Because they wear their belts on their hats!

Anonymous

New Ruling

The Supreme Court has ruled that there cannot be a Nativity Scene in Washington DC this Christmas season.  This isn't for any religious reason, they simply have not been able to find three wise men and a virgin in the Nation's capitol.  There was no problem, however, finding enough asses to fill the stable.

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Anonymous

Hello Flag

Q: What did one flag say to the other flag?
A: Nothing, it just waved.

Anonymous
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