Holiday Jokes

HUGE Collection of Holiday Jokes! ROFL with April Fool's Day, Halloween, St. Patrick's Day, Christmas, Easter, more. Crack yourself up with funny holiday jokes.

Holloween

Q: Why can't a ghost have sex??
A: Because he has a hollow weenie!

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Shark Christmas

Q: Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas?
A: Santa Jaws!

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Celebrating Thanksgiving

Q: What is the difference between a chicken and a turkey?
A: Chickens celebrate Thanksgiving!!

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