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Happy Thanksgiving
One Thanksgiving a friend and I were walking down a main street in Albany when a man comes up to me and gives me a turkey and says, "Happy Thanksgiving!" Without hesitation my friend knocks him out. I asked my friend why he punched the nice man. My friend said, "He gave you the bird!"
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Santa Suit
Q: What is the difference between Santa Clause and a warm dog?
A: Santa Claus wears a whole suit, a dog just pants!
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Trick Or Treat
Q: Why can't Indian kids trick or treat?
A: Because they don't have anyone to curry their candy bags.
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