Holiday Jokes

HUGE Collection of Holiday Jokes! ROFL with April Fool's Day, Halloween, St. Patrick's Day, Christmas, Easter, more. Crack yourself up with funny holiday jokes.

Santa's Wife

Q: What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
A: A dependent Claus.

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Elephant's Christmas

Q:  Who delievers elephants's Christmas presents?
A:  Elephanta Claus !

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How to Fall in Love

Scientist 1: What do we need to make people fall in love?
Scientist 2: It's so obvious... We will go cheap... Buy a bag of Hershey's Kisses! 
Scientist 1: ... I should of known that ...

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