Holiday Jokes

HUGE Collection of Holiday Jokes! ROFL with April Fool's Day, Halloween, St. Patrick's Day, Christmas, Easter, more. Crack yourself up with funny holiday jokes.

Christmas Weather

Q: What kind of weather should you expect at the North Pole during Christmas?
A: Snow and Reindeer

Anonymous

Witch Wood

Q: What do you call a guy turned on by a witch?
A: Scared stiff.

Anonymous

How to Fall in Love

Scientist 1: What do we need to make people fall in love?
Scientist 2: It's so obvious... We will go cheap... Buy a bag of Hershey's Kisses! 
Scientist 1: ... I should of known that ...

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