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Horrible Christmas Gift
Q: What did the deaf and dumb kid get for Christmas?
A: Cancer.
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Holiday Nuts
Think I may be getting a vasectomy for Christmas. Just overheard my girlfriend tell her mom she was taking me to see the nutcracker.
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Yo Momma - Christmas Playing
Yo' Mama is so poor, if yo' daddy doesn't have a hard-on Christmas morning, she gets nothing to play with.
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