Holiday Jokes

HUGE Collection of Holiday Jokes! ROFL with April Fool's Day, Halloween, St. Patrick's Day, Christmas, Easter, more. Crack yourself up with funny holiday jokes.

Holiday Nuts

Think I may be getting a vasectomy for Christmas. Just overheard my girlfriend tell her mom she was taking me to see the nutcracker.

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Yo Momma - Christmas Playing

Yo' Mama is so poor, if yo' daddy doesn't have a hard-on Christmas morning, she gets nothing to play with.

Anonymous

Labor Day

Q: Why do we get out of school for Labor Day? 
A: It is a time when all the mommies of the world go into labor.
 

Anonymous
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