Holiday Jokes

HUGE Collection of Holiday Jokes! ROFL with April Fool's Day, Halloween, St. Patrick's Day, Christmas, Easter, more. Crack yourself up with funny holiday jokes.

If Timex Ran Christmas

If Timex Ran Christmas, the holiday would be cheap, small, quartz-crystal driven, and would let you take a licking and keep on shopping.

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Sweet Strategy

I've developed a foolproof way of getting maximum candy this Halloween. Dress as a Jehovah's Witness and say "Do you have a few minutes to talk about God or treat"

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Aftermath of Thanksgiving

You'll be so fat after Thanksgiving the next time you see 90210 will be on a bathroom scale.

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