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Insulting at Christmas
How to be Insulting at Christmas: Refuse to give any guests a drink, on the grounds that it's for their own good not to drink and drive. Have plenty of soft drinks to offer them though. Then pour yourself a large Scotch, on the grounds that you aren't going anywhere and don't have to worry.
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Worst Christmas
Q: What's the worst thing to get for Christmas?
A: Measles!
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Vampire After the Dentist
Q: What did the vampire say after he had been to the dentist?
A: Fangs very much!
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