Holiday Jokes

HUGE Collection of Holiday Jokes! ROFL with April Fool's Day, Halloween, St. Patrick's Day, Christmas, Easter, more. Crack yourself up with funny holiday jokes.

SpongeBob Christmas

Q: What does SpongeBob SquarePants sing at Christmas?
A: Christmas Corals

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Grounded Reindeer

Q: What did Santa call his reindeer that couldn't fly?
A: Dinner.

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No Tech Santa

As a little girl climbed onto Santa's lap, Santa asked the usual, "And what would you like for Christmas?" The child stared at him open mouthed and horrified for a minute, then gasped: "Didn't you get my E-mail?"

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