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No Tech Santa
As a little girl climbed onto Santa's lap, Santa asked the usual, "And what would you like for Christmas?" The child stared at him open mouthed and horrified for a minute, then gasped: "Didn't you get my E-mail?"
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If Timex Ran Christmas
If Timex Ran Christmas, the holiday would be cheap, small, quartz-crystal driven, and would let you take a licking and keep on shopping.
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Sweet Strategy
I've developed a foolproof way of getting maximum candy this Halloween. Dress as a Jehovah's Witness and say "Do you have a few minutes to talk about God or treat"
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