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If Men Ruled The World - Drinking
- Instead of a beer belly, you'd get beer biceps.
- On Groundhog Day, if you saw your shadow, you'd get the day off to go drinking.
- St. Patrick's Day would be celebrated monthly.
- Faucets would run "Hot," "Cold," and "100 proof."
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Ghost Apartment
Q: What do you call a ghost's apartment patio?
A: A Boocany.
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Halloween Costume
Q: What kind of costumes do brunette girls wear on Halloween?
A: They just stand on their heads and go as dirty mops.
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