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Worst Christmas
Q: What's the worst thing to get for Christmas?
A: Measles!
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Vampire After the Dentist
Q: What did the vampire say after he had been to the dentist?
A: Fangs very much!
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Moving on Up
This was a really, really big year for me. I got to go home for Thanksgiving and sit at the adults' table. That's 'cause, you know, somebody had to die for me to move up a plate.
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