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Christmas Detective
Q: What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
A: Santa Clues!
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Ghost Apartment
Q: What do you call a ghost's apartment patio?
A: A Boocany.
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Top 10 Reasons For Santa's Raise
10. The hours, the weather, the trend toward smaller chimneys.
9. Nike won't give him a lucrative side-contract.
8. Reindeer and elves have unionized, driving up his cost.
7. New tax on flying sleighs.
6. Insurance for flying a sleigh has tripled over the past two years.
5. Needs extra cash to cover off-season gambling losses.
4. Air traffic controllers demanding higher kickbacks.
3. Cost of living increase at the North Pole.
2. Children don't leave as many cookies as they used to.
1. The Mrs. told him to.
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