Holiday Jokes

HUGE Collection of Holiday Jokes! ROFL with April Fool's Day, Halloween, St. Patrick's Day, Christmas, Easter, more. Crack yourself up with funny holiday jokes.

Santa Check

He's making a list, he's checking it twice. Three times. Four. Five. Six. Seven.
Santa's OCD is getting out of hand.

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Written By: KielPhillips

Reindeer Clean

Q: Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Procter and Gamble?
A: Its true . . . Comet cleans sinks!

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Thanksgiving Weight

You'll be so fat after Thanksgiving you'll have to iron your pants on the driveway.

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