Holiday Jokes

HUGE Collection of Holiday Jokes! ROFL with April Fool's Day, Halloween, St. Patrick's Day, Christmas, Easter, more. Crack yourself up with funny holiday jokes.

Al Gore's Christmas

Q: How does Al Gore's household keep Christmas politically correct?
A: On Christmas morning, they give the presents TO the tree.

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Santa Disease

Q: What disease does Santa get from his roof-top landings?
A: Shingles

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Base Time

Q: Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?
A: Because 31 OCT = 25 DEC.

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