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New Year's Warning
Q: What happens if you drink so much that you lose your glasses?
A: The rest of the night will be a blur.
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Ghost Cross
Q: Why did the ghost cross the road?
A: To come back from the other side.
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Submitted BY: Jankyn
Christmas Trees Better
Reasons Why a Christmas Tree Is Better Than a Woman:
- A Christmas tree doesn't care how many other Christmas trees you have had in the past.
- A Christmas tree doesn't care if you have an artificial one in the closet.
- When you are done with a Christmas tree you can throw it on the curb and have it hauled away.
- A Christmas tree doesn't get jealous around other Christmas trees.
- A Christmas tree doesn't care if you watch football all day.
- A Christmas tree doesn't get mad if you tie it up and throw it in the back of your pickup truck.
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