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Vampire Rap
What did the street gang member say to Dracula about his attempt at rapping?
"You suck, blood"
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Duck Traitor
Q: What quacks, has webbed feet and betrays his country?
A: Beneduck Arnold.
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Vegan Zombies
Q: What does a vegan zombie eat?
A: Graaaiiiiinnnssss.
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