Holiday Jokes

HUGE Collection of Holiday Jokes! ROFL with April Fool's Day, Halloween, St. Patrick's Day, Christmas, Easter, more. Crack yourself up with funny holiday jokes.

Costume Party

My best friend showed up at my Halloween party dressed as an abacus.
I knew I could count on him.

Anonymous

Somebody Flunked Elf School...

5-year-old Nicholas was sitting on a department store Santa's lap and told him, "My name's the same as yours." Santa's helper blows his cover when he says, "Well, hello, Harold!"

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West Virginia's Most Confusing Day

Q: What is the most confusing day in West Virginia?
A: Father's Day.

Anonymous
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