Holiday Jokes

HUGE Collection of Holiday Jokes! ROFL with April Fool's Day, Halloween, St. Patrick's Day, Christmas, Easter, more. Crack yourself up with funny holiday jokes.

Northern Draw

Q: Did you hear about the cartoonist in the Continental Army?
A: He was a Yankee Doodler.

Anonymous

Texas A&M Nativity Scene

Q: Why couldn't Texas A&M put on a nativity scene?
A: Because they couldn't find three wise men or a virgin.

Anonymous

Zombie Aquatics

Q: Where do zombies go swimming?
A: The dead sea.

Anonymous
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