Holiday Jokes

HUGE Collection of Holiday Jokes! ROFL with April Fool's Day, Halloween, St. Patrick's Day, Christmas, Easter, more. Crack yourself up with funny holiday jokes.

Mission Statement

Q: How is a healthy person like the United States of America?
A: They both have great constitutions.

Anonymous

Vampire Rap

What did the street gang member say to Dracula about his attempt at rapping?
"You suck, blood"

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Duck Traitor

Q: What quacks, has webbed feet and betrays his country?
A: Beneduck Arnold.

Anonymous
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