Holiday Jokes

HUGE Collection of Holiday Jokes! ROFL with April Fool's Day, Halloween, St. Patrick's Day, Christmas, Easter, more. Crack yourself up with funny holiday jokes.

Bill Clinton for Halloween

A little boy wanted to be Bill Clinton for Halloween, but he couldn't get door-to-door with his pants around his ankles.

Anonymous

What Vampires Play Poker For

Q: What do vampires play poker for?
A: High stakes!

Anonymous

West Virginians

Q: What do West Virginians do on Halloween?
A: Pumpkin!

Anonymous
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