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HUGE Collection of Holiday Jokes! ROFL with April Fool's Day, Halloween, St. Patrick's Day, Christmas, Easter, more. Crack yourself up with funny holiday jokes.
Driver's License Picture
You'll be so fat after Thanksgiving your driver's license will say "picture continued on other side."
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Got the Moves
Q: What kind of monster is the best dancer?
A: The boogieman
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Pumped Up
Q: Did you hear about the pumpkins that went to the gym?
A: They wanted to become jacked-o-lanterns.
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