Holiday Jokes

HUGE Collection of Holiday Jokes! ROFL with April Fool's Day, Halloween, St. Patrick's Day, Christmas, Easter, more. Crack yourself up with funny holiday jokes.

Turkey Jam

Q: Why did they let the turkey join the band?
A: Because he had his own drumsticks!

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Pirate Joke

Q: What do you sew on a Pirate Halloween costume to fix a tear?
A: A pumpkin patch.

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Reindeer Light

Q: How many reindeer does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Eight! One to screw in the light bulb and seven to hold Rudolph down!

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