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Finger Food
Q: Do zombies eat Halloween candy with their fingers?
A: No, they eat the fingers later.
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Yo Mama - Christmas
Yo mama so old her first Christmas was the first Christmas.
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Heavy Sack
Q: Why is Santa's sack so big?
A: He only comes once a year.
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