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Michael Jackson's Legos
Have you heard? Michael Jackson’s last wish was that his body be turned into Legos. So little kids can play with him. It turns out this wish hasn’t been difficult to implement, as his body was already 99% plastic.
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Black Friday Jungle
Q: What did Nala tell Simba after seeing a crowd of shoppers on Black Friday?
A: You gotta Mufasa
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Knock Knock - Lime
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Lime!
Lime who?
Lime bean!
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