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Romantic couple looking up at the sky at night:
'What if they're not stars, but holes poked into the top of the container so we can breathe?'
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Submitted BY: MEG
Classic Booty Call - If I'm Wrong
Fuck me if I'm wrong, but I think you want to have sex with me.
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Geek Booty Call - Yoda
Do me or do not, there is no try.
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