Big Question

Four years ago, I asked the girl of my dreams out on a date. Today, I asked her to marry me.
She said no both times.

Titanic Story

Q: Why isn't the Titanic story a good conversation topic?
A: Because it can't break the ice.

Cigarette Boat

Three men are on a boat. They have four cigarettes, but nothing to light them with.
So they throw a cigarette overboard and the whole boat becomes a cigarette lighter.