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Lincoln Scoring
Come on, I haven't four-scored in seven years!
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Know For Sure
There is a husband and a wife. The husband dies, and during the funeral, the wife starts to laugh. Everybody starts to ask her why, and she says, "This is the first time that I know where my husband is going."
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Play it Again
Q: My son asked me what it was like to be married.
A: I deleted all the music off his iPod except one song.
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