Funny Thoughts

Knock Knock - Lime

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Lime!
Lime who?
Lime bean!

Anonymous

Big Question

Four years ago, I asked the girl of my dreams out on a date. Today, I asked her to marry me.
She said no both times.

Anonymous

Titanic Story

Q: Why isn't the Titanic story a good conversation topic?
A: Because it can't break the ice.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Riddles
Submitted BY: logicsaysthat
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