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Steel Trap
I have a mind like a steel trap, which can be dangerous. Every time I get an idea, it snaps my neck and swallows my face.
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Funny Thought - Fools Gold
Has anyone ever really been fooled by fool's gold? I mean come on, it looks as about as real as Joan Rivers' face!
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OJ & Pee Wee
Q: What's the difference between O.J Simpson and Pee Wee Herman?
A: It only took 12 jerks to get O.J. off.
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