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Lions at the Beach
Two lions are walking along the beach. One turns to the other and says "It's awfully quiet today isn't it?"
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Lincoln Scoring
Come on, I haven't four-scored in seven years!
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Pirate Booty Call - Timber
Come home with me and let's shiver me timber. Yar!
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