Funny Thoughts

Know For Sure

There is a husband and a wife. The husband dies, and during the funeral, the wife starts to laugh. Everybody starts to ask her why, and she says, "This is the first time that I know where my husband is going."

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Elvis in the Field

My sheep likes to walk aimlessly round a field listening to Elvis
Wander of ewe.

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Party Mushroom

Q: Why is the mushroom always invited to parties?
A: Because he's a fungi!

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