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Live Long
May you live as long as long as you want to, and may you want to as long as you live!
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Donkey Onion Grass
Q: What do you get when you cross a donkey and an onion?
A: A piece of ass that'll bring a tear to your eye.
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Blonde Taco Bell
She is so blonde, she thinks that Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company.
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