Hemingway Hall

A visitor to a college campus paused to admire the new Hemingway Hall. "It's a pleasure to see a building named for Ernest Hemingway." "Actually," said the guide, "it's named for Joshua Hemingway. No relation." "Oh? Was Joshua Hemingway a writer also?" "Yes, indeed. He wrote a check."

Animal Rotation

Q: What animal rotates at least 200 times after it dies?
A: Rotisserie chicken.

Elephant Jokes

• Q: What do you call an elephant with a machine gun?
  A: Sir! 
  Q: What can an elephant with a machine gun call you?
  A: Anything he likes!
• Q: What do you call an elephant that's small and pink?
  A: A failure!
• Q: What is stronger an elephant or a snail?
  A: A snail, because it carries it's house, an elephant just carries its trunk!
• Q: What do you give an elephant with big feet?
  A: Plenty of room!
• Tarzan was tired when he came home.  "What have you been doing", asked Jane. "Chasing a herd of elephants on vines" "Really?", said Jane. "I thought elephants stayed on the ground!"
• Q: What would happen if an elephant sat in front of you at the movies?
  A: You would miss most of the film!
• Q: What steps would you take if you were being chased by an elephant?
  A: Big ones!
• Q: What do you find in an elephants graveyard?
  A: Elephantoms!
• Q: Why do elephants have wrinkly ankles?
  A: Because their shoes are too tight!