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Jumping the Gun
I went to a crematorium to plan my wife's funeral, but apparently she has to be dead first.
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Night Shift
Q: What's another name for policemen when they're in bed?
A: Undercover cops.
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New Psychiatric Sign
Q: What sign do you find on the door to the psychiatric ward?
A: "Please do not disturb further."
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