Funny Thoughts

Razor

Q: Why did the razor cross the face?
A: To get to the other sideburn.

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Spray Down

Q: Why do black people have white hands and feet?
A: That is where God stood them up against the wall to spray them.

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Cheese and Crackers

Q: What did the cracker say to the slice of cheddar?
A: Say, you're looking mighty sharp today!

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