Funny Thoughts

Turkey Note

Q: What's the most musical part of a turkey?
A: The drumstick!

Anonymous

Yo Mama - Order

Yo mama so stupid that when Judge Judy said "Order!" she said "fries and a coke please".

Anonymous

Die Peacefully

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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