Funny Thoughts

Yo Mama - Order

Yo mama so stupid that when Judge Judy said "Order!" she said "fries and a coke please".

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Die Peacefully

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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Bird Time

Q: What do birds do on their free time?
A: They check their Twitter account.

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