Funny Thoughts

Light Bulb - Televangelist

Q: How many televangelists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None. They screw in hotel rooms.

Anonymous

Brain Cells

Q: Why did God give women more brain cells than cows?
A: So that women don't shit themselves when you play with their tits.

Anonymous

Nice Try

Organized a day of entertainment to try and raise money for charity. The police turned up, shut it down, and closed off the area.
My fete is sealed

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