Funny Thoughts

Cramming

"Why do you keep reading the Bible everyday?" the teenage girl asked her grandfather. "Well, it's a bit like cramming for your final exam," said Grandpa.

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K9 Passing

My girlfriend's dog died the other day so I surprised her by going out and getting her an identical dog.
She was furious, she said, "What am I supposed to do with two dead dogs?"

Anonymous

What Would Elvis Be Doing Today?

Q: What would Elvis be doing if he were alive today?
A: Scratching like hell to get out of that box.

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