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Clinton Surprise
Hillary Clinton goes in for her annual gynecological exam. The doctor tells her she's pregnant. Hillary realizes this will eliminate her chance to run for president and storms out of the office to call Bill. "You got me pregnant! How could you be so careless?" After a moment of stunned silence, Bill says, "Who is this?"
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Dealer Shoes
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don’t know what he laced them with, but I’ve been tripping all day.
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Ice Cream 101
Q: Where do you learn to make ice cream?
A: Sundae school.
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