Funny Thoughts

Premium Poop

I had to pay $150 for the bowel prep medication before my colonoscopy.
That shit was expensive.

Anonymous

Medical Miracles

There's more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040 there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs, huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.

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Anonymous

Boogers

Q: Why aren't boogers funny?
A: Because they're just snot.

Anonymous
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