Funny Thoughts

Cat St. Nick

Q: What do you get if you cross a cat with St. Nick?
A: Santa Claws!

Anonymous

Dealer Shoes

I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don’t know what he laced them with, but I’ve been tripping all day.

Anonymous

Ice Cream 101

Q: Where do you learn to make ice cream?
A: Sundae school.

Anonymous
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