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Escalators
An escalator can never break; it can only become stairs. You would never see an "Escalator temporarily out of order" sign, just "Escalator temporarily stairs. Sorry for the convenience."
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Submitted BY: Mitch Hedberg
Find Yourself
Some day you will find yourself, and wish that you hadn't.
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Yo Mama - Apple Products
Yo mama so fat, when she sat on an iPod, she made the iPad!
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