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Blocking The Tide
Yo mama so fat she sat at the edge of the ocean and the lifeguard said, "Ma'am, you're blocking the tide."
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Dumped By A Midget
Q: Why was the guy so downhearted after his midget girlfriend dumped him?
A: Because he was nuts over her.
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Escalators
An escalator can never break; it can only become stairs. You would never see an "Escalator temporarily out of order" sign, just "Escalator temporarily stairs. Sorry for the convenience."
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Submitted BY: Mitch Hedberg
