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Confucious Say
All who fly upside-down have crack up.
He who stand on toilet high on pot.
He who shits brick has square hole.
Fly who sit on toilet seat get pissed off.
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Shopping Blues
When you've seen one shopping center you've seen a mall.
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Slapper
What happens if someone slaps you at a high frequency?
It Hertz.
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