Yo Mama - Water Bed

Yo momma's so fat, when she ordered a water bed, they put a blanket over the Atlantic Ocean.

Yo Mama - Raincoat

Yo mama is so fat, when she wears a yellow raincoat, people yell "Taxi!"

Yo Mama - Picture

Yo momma's so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it's still printing!